Christmas Thoughts in Tescos

by Colin Buchanan

Can I give you a hand to pack?
Just mulling over the plan of attack.
And what about a clubcard as well?
This time it really could be hell.
Christmas offers all around,
a peacekeeping force to the Gulf is bound
of this, our civilization, in defence
So we can consume in recompense.
Far be it from me to decry the notion
Or create any untoward commotion.
A chosen people we once were,
It takes more than Armaggedon to make us stir.